I fear this hair was only the first wave in the attack of excess facial hair so will now be adding 'check for stray whiskers' to my daily beauty routine. You may laugh, but it could happen to you too!
I’m already disturbed by my second bout of puberty but now it seems like I’m actually turning into a teenage boy. I was busy inspecting my face for wrinkles, crinkles and zits when I saw something blowing in the breeze. It was a hair. Not one of those long, fine, see through whiskers either. This baby was dark and sprouting out of the side of my face looking like it would invite its friends and grow a set of mutton chops that would put John McCririck to shame. While a teenage boy may be excited at the first sprouting sign of his manhood I was horrified and had to act quickly. I decided that tweezers were the way to go, pull the sucker out by the root and stop it coming back once and for all. Tweezers in hand it took a bit of manoeuvring to get it in place and then one swift yank and it was out, root and all, and only a teeny bit of wincing at the pain.
I fear this hair was only the first wave in the attack of excess facial hair so will now be adding 'check for stray whiskers' to my daily beauty routine. You may laugh, but it could happen to you too!
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